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Slow Drips
My friend who is a physicist told me that drips are hot in the science world. But not fast drips. Slow drips.
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Hannah’s idea of “Me Time”
Hannah is having a rough winter so she decided to brush the dog’s teeth. That made her feel better.
Millipede Survival Post-Vacuum
Hannah and I saw the biggest millipede ever in my kitchen. I sucked him up with the vacuum cleaner.
Yoga Show Down Does Not Come to Pass Much to Gooch’s Disappointment
Gooch wanted to out-yoga me during a dinner party.
Free Pizza at a Cost
At one of my freelance jobs there was free pizza.
Noisy Salad
I feel like while I’m chewing my salad at work, everyone can hear it.
Oz Mistaken for Son of God
See Previous Post to see how Paddleboarding Oz could have been mistaken for surfing Jesus.
Paddle-board Aggression
Me, Oz and Gooch went paddle boarding.
Tango Sandwiches
Spider Pleased With Self
One spider got away.
Granola Bar Not Designed For The Weak-of-Jaw
Surprise Speedo
I took a lot of pictures of peanut at the beach.
Self Image Destroyed by Disturbingly Beautiful Tango Teacher
There is a famous tango dancer in town so I went to one of his classes.